My house has become a war zone. There is an icy tension that will not go away. My husband uses the word “frosty” to describe it. But let me back up a bit and give you the story behind why.
First, however, let me just say that animals are strange.
How many birds do you see in this picture? At first glimpse it’s your average forest bird staring at an oddly shaped smiley face object. Oh, but eyes can deceive. That is not just any smiley face, it is actually the male bird wooing his lass and trying to convince her to let him be the father of her chicks. Seriously?! He poofs up like a smiley face? Really, it’s one of the strangest things I’ve ever seen.
I was a dog person for most of my life. I loved the fact that they are loyal, friendly, and generally enjoy being around people. I was adamantly against cats and thought anyone who owned a cat was nuts. Why would you want something so stuck up, prissy, and unamiable? This probably has something to do with the fact that I was slashed across the arm by one when I was 7 years old. Really, all I was trying to do was rigorously rub his tummy, animals like it when you do that… we had a misunderstanding. My side lasted about 13 years. However, when I graduated college almost all of my friends got cats. I went to my friend Jill’s apartment and was greeted at the door by an adorable little kitty that was cuddly and loving. Then I met our now closest friends in Syracuse who had two door kitties (the kind that greet you at the door and require love to make up for the fact that you left them). Slowly, the feline species started growing on me. After much time spent with various friendly kitties, I realized I had become *gasp* a cat person!
This resulted in Duncan. Our little dude. The apple of our eye. The center of our ((domesticated animal)) world. The reason Matt and I would say “kitty” like the little girl from Monsters Inc. every time we’d pull into our townhouse complex. And he knew it. He would grump when we left him for too long and then yuk up all the love he could when we got home. He knew that our home life revolved around him.
Then this happened:
Meet Isaac. The new member of our family. He is our adorably cuddly little ball of fur. Barely 3 months old, Isaac loves to nuzzle noses, sit in laps, and groundhog on his hind legs while playing with string. I fell in love immediately. Duncan did not.
You know, dogs are great in the fact that they will love anything that sniffs their butt and doesn’t bite their face off. You put two dogs in a room together who’ve never known each other before and chances are you’ll either get immediate butt sniffs and love or loud barking and gnashing of teeth. In a matter of 5 minutes, you know whether these two canines are going to love each other or hate each other. Basically, the way men work.
Cats are a completely different ball game. They need to establish a hierarchy, and until that hierarchy is established and boundaries are made extremely clear, they stalk and hiss and make ungodly noises. It amazes me how long it can take a cat to accept the presence of another cat. Duncan and Isaac are no exception. Which brings me back to the first paragraph. My house is a war zone.
Yesterday we let the two felines hang out downstairs together for awhile. This resulted in Isaac playing with all of Duncan’s toys, Duncan stalking the kitten with his ears back and occasionally running up and hissing , which would cause Isaac to poof up (absolutely adorable when a kitten does it) and slowly back away. But Isaac is very brave and would then turn around and begin playing with something else leaving Duncan very unnerved that his hissing didn’t really have an effect on the newbie. Duncan is not used to being dominant, I feel that he was probably the submissive one at the shelter and in his old home. But this is his home and these are his toys. So he really wants to be dominant. A few times he’d work up his courage (he’s terrified of the thing) and bop the kitten with his paw (as is petrifyingly normal for cats…. I’m not a fan of this…..) and Isaac would submit and run away. But we can see where this relationship is going. Once Duncan womped the thing a few times, he got very satisfied with himself and calmed down a bit. But he’s very annoyed, much like a teenage boy would be with his 2-year-old brother who’s rummaging through his drawers and playing with his $800 guitar. This is good because we know that Duncan does not feel overly hostile towards the kitten, as in he doesn’t have the intention to attack and kill immediately; he just wants to establish some boundaries and let it be known that he is very unhappy with his presence and rules the roost.
However, for now it’s still quite frosty between the two. And we are still unsure of what Duncan is capable of if he gets annoyed enough. Last night, after the two had been separated for awhile, the kitten came downstairs and startled Duncan, causing Duncan to massively poof, Isaac sensed the danger and dashed back up the stairs, Duncan then tore up after him chasing him underneath the bed. It must’ve sounded like an earthquake to our neighboring tenants because Matt and I went scrambling up the stairs after the two, unsure of what Duncan was going to do. Luckily, all that happened is Duncan chased the poor kitten under the bed, only to stop and hiss at it! No attack, no womping, just a hiss. There possibly would’ve been a womp had the kitten not darted out and back into the middle of the room. But Matt pointed out that there were no claws, no grabbing and kicking, and no biting. This is especially good because Duncan could’ve very well done it if he wanted seeing as he’d cornered it under the bed and is twice Isaac’s size.
Which again baffles me why Duncan’s afraid of it. It’s TINY and has shown no hostility towards him whatsoever. It’s amazing how territorial cats can be. At the end of the night we put the kitten back into his room to eat and play by himself with no stress of the larger, stalking cat. Duncan then did this:
Duncan is not a lap kitty. He’s never initiated lap or cuddling time. He gets satisfaction just from following us around the house and inspecting our chores to make sure we are doing them to his satisfaction. It is quite apparent that Duncan is not only feeling threatened over the ownership of his home, toys, and food but also his people. Aww Duncan. He sat there for quite awhile purring and nuzzling Matt before moving on happily and comfortably the way he would any other normal, kitten-less night.
Right now, Isaac is in his room for the day, batting around his jingly toys and sleeping. And hopefully Duncan is not stalking his door as has become his favorite perch since we acquired our lovely little furball.
Someday, oh maybe someday, this whole thing will blow over and I’ll be posting a blog about how cute they are when snuggled up together. Looks to be far from now but one can hope! 😉